Two Months

Part A)

Yep, it is exactly two months away from the wedding.

To celebrate this occasion, a guy stole my wallet and spent a lot of money that was not his, or mine for that matter. Luckily I am not responsible for these charges so no real harm done except for the loss of a whole lot of other stuff inside the wallet and the beautiful wallet itself that Lisa got me for Christmas. Plus, I am angry. I once had to go to the hospital because I refused to give two guys my wallet in a parking lot and they severely beat me. Remember mom? So this may tell you how much I value wallets... or how much I hate going to the DMV.

Oh, but there is good news. I guess. The website http://08-22-08.blogspot.com/ is up and running. This is a basic wedding FAQ site that enables us to tell people where we are registered and other facts without being "tacky" as Lisa put it. I wanted to just send out cards reading "Buy us stuff here!" the list the places we are registered but I guess that would also be "tacky" and would make me "a huge jerk".

Part B)

Currently I am working the front desk at a wedding being catered by Vibrant Table and I have to say we really did get a good group of servers as well as some pretty decent food. Quite the spread. The decorations also look amazing, very simple and very elegant. I also must say they are unbelievably patient. As I was typing that first sentence a friend of mine who works for Vibrant Table was stabbed in the arm with a kebab skewer by a drunk elderlyish woman reaching impatiently for another drink.
I got her a bandage. I am that type of guy.
Oh my, that old drunk woman just finished the drink. That took less than 3 minutes. If she wasn't so rude I would be impressed.

Also, I must confess, I am a little nervous about the big day due to how beautiful the woman I am marrying is. Let me explain. This wedding I am doing desk duty for is being celebrated by a fairly attractive young lady and a man in his late thirties who reminds me of a grown up version Dudley "Booger Dawson from Revenge of the Nerds. If you don't know what Booger looks like, here you go:

Needless to say the woman clearly outshone her husband, that is expected. What I am worried about is that when I stand next to my gorgeous bride, people will be thinking "How did that oaf get her?" due to Lisa's obvious radiance.

Note: I know that I am, at least, a bit more attractive than Curtis Armstrong's character in Revenge of the Nerds. I just wanted to compliment my stunning bride-to-be on the internet and fish for compliments of my own at the same time.
I probably could have said, "Lisa is purdy" but that would be lacking in creativity and not kill enough time at work.

Anyway, Lisa, I love you. Moms and Dads, I love you too. Grandmothers and the like, guess what? I love you too.

Bye, family!

Ian