Out of Things to Sell on eBay

Well Moms and Dads, your son/son-in-law has gotten desperate. The buck doesn't stretch as far as it used to. Medical bills (both cat and human), prescriptions, groceries, utility bills, debt of both the student loan and credit card variety, and
transportation are all becoming quite difficult to pay every month.
Due to this financial strain, your boy here has entered the world of professional eating.

Check out my intensity:


Thats right, on Saturday I ate a total of 44 chicken wings in 7 minutes and 30 seconds to become the first ever chicken wing champion at the local jackass bar, The Cheerful Tortoise. I should have been given the prize for just putting up with the patrons of this establishment.



Here is me with my winnings:


Yep, in that envelope is a gift card for 150 bucks to spend wherever I wish. (Soon after this picture was taken I wished for it to be used at Safeway to purchase Alka Seltzer). In addition I received that white shirt advertising that terrible beer and the admiration of several jackasses who earlier in the night called me names that are unfit for blogging. Anyway, I won and they lost.

These two guys were actually pretty nice, especially "Big Black" as he liked to be called:


Just thought I would fill you in on maybe one of my stupidest ideas. Hunts, please do not think less of me. Seniffs, I am pretty sure you have come to expect this behavior.

Ian